| Divorce agreement: Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is a model separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass, each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them). We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal immigrates. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and over-sized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everyone health care, if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe health care is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World. We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. Sincerely, John J. Wall, Law Student and an American P. S. Also, please take Jane (TRAITOR) Fonda, Barbara Streisand and all the other movie "stars" that have said they don't want to support the conservative ideals of The United States of America, a Republic form of government with you. |
| Do NOT get your ass kicked. Read this!! Rules for Military, ex-Military, and Non-Military We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces,' and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked. 5. Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt). 6. If you witness someone calling the Coast Guard 'non-military', inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass. 7. Next time Old Glory (the flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by standing with your right hand over your heart. Vets, stand at attention and render a full, proud salute! (A law was passed by Congress in 2008 making it lawful for vets and military in civvies to salute the flag.) Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course. Failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking. 8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (C in C). The President (for those who didn't know) is our C in C regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked! 9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore could kick your ass! 10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where they are! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me- if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass! 11. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid' (Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked. 12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get it's ass kicked. ' It's the Veteran, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press. ' '' It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. ' ' It's the Veteran, not the campus organizer, who gave us the freedom to demonstrate. ' 'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.' One more: 13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS. Oh, yes, one more: If you got this email and did NOT pass it on - guess what - you deserve to get your ass kicked! |
| THREE PRESIDENTS The people that are in Congress in Washington, D.C. tell us they can not deport 12 million illegals? We probably need to vote all of them out of office and send them back to school to learn history! We pay more to illegals in welfare than it would cost to deport them! Our career politicians need to work for the voters and the good of the United States of America, not the lobbyist and big business. HOOVER, TRUMAN and EISENHOWER Here is something that should be of great interest for you to pass around. I didn't know of this until it was pointed out to me. Back during The Great Depression, President Herbert Hoover ordered the deportation of ALL illegal Immigrants in order to make jobs available to American citizens that desperately needed work. Harry Truman deported over two million Illegals after WWII to create jobs for returning veterans. And then again in 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower deported 13 million Mexican nationals! The program was called 'Operation Wetback' so that American WWII and Korean veterans had a better chance at jobs. It took 2 Years, but they deported them! Now, if they could deport the illegals back then, they can sure do it today!! If you have doubts about the veracity of this information, enter Operation Wetback into your favorite search engine and confirm it for yourself. The Border | 1953 Operation Wetback Reminder. Don't forget to pay your taxes... 12 - 20 million Illegal Immigrants are depending on you. |
some emails that I have received that I believe are RIGHT on.
The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA.
This guy should run for President one day...
"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along,
restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote
positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our
great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish
some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and
other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of
people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of
NON-Rights."
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of
wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing
anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on
freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the
room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots,
and probably always will be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver
in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you
and all your relatives independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the
most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are
quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional
couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of
professional couch potatoes.
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but
from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap,
rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to
see you fry in the electric chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat,
or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of
us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a
big screen color TV or a life of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job,
and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of
the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself
useful. (AMEN!)
ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that
you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are
unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who
were confused by the Bill of Rights.
ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from,
English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (Lastly....)
ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage.
This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the
freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of
persecution The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if
you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH
This guy should run for President one day...
"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along,
restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote
positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our
great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish
some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and
other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of
people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of
NON-Rights."
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of
wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing
anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on
freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the
room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots,
and probably always will be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver
in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you
and all your relatives independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the
most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are
quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional
couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of
professional couch potatoes.
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but
from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap,
rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to
see you fry in the electric chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat,
or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of
us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a
big screen color TV or a life of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job,
and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of
the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself
useful. (AMEN!)
ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that
you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are
unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who
were confused by the Bill of Rights.
ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from,
English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (Lastly....)
ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage.
This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the
freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of
persecution The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if
you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH
Theodore Roosevelt on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907.
"In the first place we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and
assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to
discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the man's
becoming in very fact an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any
man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag,
the American flag, and this excludes the red flag, which symbolizes all wars against liberty and civilization, just as
much as it excludes any foreign flag of a nation to which we are hostile...We have room for but one language here,
and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American
people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907
"In the first place we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and
assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to
discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the man's
becoming in very fact an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any
man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag,
the American flag, and this excludes the red flag, which symbolizes all wars against liberty and civilization, just as
much as it excludes any foreign flag of a nation to which we are hostile...We have room for but one language here,
and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American
people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907
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